I now wish to participate in the rehabilitation of a class of people is too often and unfairly subject to ridicule and impairment in the collective unconscious .
You'll understand that I speak geek.
I have the opportunity to mix for 3 years nearly a beautiful specimen. Over time and with much patience, I learned to appreciate the many benefits it offers. I've also made a small list below.
- already live with a geek is to be assured of a quality Internet speed, essential to happiness and balance of this little creature. Whatever happens, the geek is thus accompanied by a bandwidth fluid and smooth, which he shares with his fellow non-geek with generosity.
- With the geek, never taking his head as his alter ego, computer, geek binary operation: YES or NO. No discussions on ending its internal disorders, the geek is simple both uplifting and refreshing.
- The geek is a mine of very useful when ... computer course! He will be pleased to demonstrate its commitment by installing a powerful operating system or you debug your PC. Questions wildest and essentials such as "if you type Google into Google, is that it breaks the Internet?" Have no secret geek. A geek friend you, the key of the greatest secrets of the computer!
- Living with a geek is learning to appreciate the time one has for oneself. "In 5 mins darling" simply means that you'll wait a long long time alone with your macaroni gratin in the living room, the time that the geek has finished his little Internet activity (cf: type commands in Linux). Why do not put all that time used to make a couple of laundry, read the full Proust or cut their toenails?
- The geek is by nature curious, and link to link, it often falls on a lot things, informative, funny, interesting, which are all subjects to share the evening with wonderful moments of intimacy: "have you ever seen the video of the guy who planted the nail in cock? In addition the music is great, you'll see! ". You know him, but really thank you, images are forever etched in your memory now.
- The rivalry between women is nonexistent. No sexy colleague who wanted to give murder: the land of the geek, colleagues are often ugly and bearded, trendy Jean Claude Duss. No risk at this level when he goes home at night you're the most beautiful woman (only?) he saw the day. No domestic squabble about Corrine of accounting, you can spend your great night to do something else (eg, Internet!). Being a geek girl is sleeping soundly.
- The geek is cheap: a few exits, no purchase of CDs and DVDs (well no one downloads them), few clothes, sometimes it is so busy that he forgets his passion eating, it's wonderful! With all the money saved here and there, you can go on vacation or go to the hairdresser without qualms.
- Choose a geek is saying yes to a life exciting and full of danger! For the geek is a totally rebellious outlaw: illegal downloads, hacking software, life at her side is a daily adventure that verges often death (hard drive) very closely!
- New friends: the geek brings his sympathetic friends geeks. Good impossible to understand what they are talking, but they look very nice.
To conclude, I would say that the geek is a little being terribly endearing, as long as you adhere to its natural habitat (you do not touch the computer you understand ???). Quiet, affectionate and economic I think it's the perfect companion.
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